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 |  Subject: Really awful joke!!  Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:50 pm | |
| It is only the hairs on a gooseberry that makes it different to a grape!!!
(Thanks Pete for that one!!!) | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:04 pm | |
| I think I am going to spend a lot of time here...
I am in my Element!!
<<Courtesy of Solvo Phasmatis>>
Why did the Whale cross the road?- Spoiler:
To get to the whale-way stations....
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:45 pm | |
| You git! You stole my joke! My mum told you about that the other day (I said it on a comedy thing when I was about 5!) | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:11 am | |
| I just found this one on a website ....
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.
As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye.
"Just Released -New LP -Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make- available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make.
I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the
window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like
to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for
you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the
earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the
world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I
recognised none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant.
"If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.
"I don't understand it", he says,
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth.
Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant,
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:09 am | |
| I don't have the energy to scorn you enough... | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:55 am | |
| - Lunarcraft wrote:
- hehehehehehe - I liked that
 See, it wasn't that bad ... | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:00 am | |
| Fair point about when would you need them, but I suppose your real question is "When would you NOT need them", eh?
They're amazing...you however... | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:48 am | |
| My teacher for Law on Friday's always tells (crap) jokes. Here are some of hers ... What is green and looks like a pear? - Spoiler:
A pear
What is orange and rhymes with parrot? - Spoiler:
A carrot
When is the best time to go to the dentist? - Spoiler:
Two thirty
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:26 am | |
| well there are worse on t.v.  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:23 am | |
| T.V. Has really gone downhill recently....we should put Solvo Phasmatis on there, she'll liven it up... | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:46 pm | |
| Quick story of Solvo:
She made a bad joke, and said to her boyfriend "I should be on TV!"
He mutters under his breath "You should be on Rittalin".... | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:58 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:30 pm | |
| Melanie, the evil genius...give her a round of applause people! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:13 pm | |
| That's why we're such good friends! Great minds think alike, but so do idiots! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Really awful joke!! Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:17 pm | |
| Hehehe I love this because it's funny AND true!!
Hehehehe!!!
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No reason for the dancing banana or skipping sheep, they're just always funny! 
(saying that, when would one have need for a dancing banana and a skipping sheep.....hmm, makes you think....... 
) anywho, i should be on T.V., then I could project hypnotic signals and make the world my slave!! 
.....I mean make happy smiley programs for the children....I think I've said too much 
... PUT ME ON TV!!! 
