Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard

What is the best or worst or both that you've ever heard?

I've had some filthy ones from the disgusting chavs of Bletchley, which really are too disgusting to put on here, but i think the sweetest line i've ever been told was actually on Friday and i was watching tv with this guy, Ash, and this really beautiful girl was on tv and he said to me 'she should talk to you, you'd show her how to be beautiful'.

That's really sweet. Made me smile.

Logmadr wrote:

I hope to God you kissed him, there and then!

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I would've!

Aye, that i most certainly did!!
And it made me smile too!! I loved it!!

Come to my bed, i shall show you things...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Fire Phoenix wrote:

Come to my bed, i shall show you things...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

LMAO!! I ACTUALLY LOVE that!
Makes me chuckle =]

I think it's the laugh at the end that does it.

Ooh, I just remembered a chat up line I've heard a few times from some Japanese guys. They'd be talking away and then they say to the girl they're talking to in broken English "What is kiss?" then someone will try to describe it then they will look confused and say "Please show me."

By the way, 'Kiss' is ki-su in japanese (it sounds the same!).

Gina likes that one.

In reality - "Do you fancy a drink?" is the most commonly used chat-up-line, don't ya think?????!!!
Accidental chat up-line given to me by an old friend who we never quite got it together with(!)
" Do you think things would have been different if we'd got drunk together more often..?"

of course again in reality a better chat-up line would be :
"Do you think things would be different if we hadn't got drunk together so often...?"

(Intense apologies to the under 18s out there for this post! )

HA! Young and innocent my arse!!
I do like that though =]

Hehehe - I was being ironic.....!

I was in Orkney in a pub with two of my mates and a drunk Orcadian came up to my friend and asked if she played the 'Pink oboe'. We laughed at her pain. hehe x

Logmadr wrote:

THink about it: something Pink that you "Blow" lol

**blushes**

LMAO! I love that fact that you blushed at that!!

And i think ill have to use that line, it'd make a fantastic joke!