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PostSubject: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:19 pm

What is the best or worst or both that you've ever heard?


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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:30 pm

I don't really know any but that one was absolutely amazing, I loved it!!

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from Heaven? Because you're an angel, baby"

heh heh heh
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:43 pm

I've had some filthy ones from the disgusting chavs of Bletchley, which really are too disgusting to put on here, but i think the sweetest line i've ever been told was actually on Friday and i was watching tv with this guy, Ash, and this really beautiful girl was on tv and he said to me 'she should talk to you, you'd show her how to be beautiful'.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:49 pm

I hope to God you kissed him, there and then!

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I would've!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:50 pm

That's really sweet. Made me smile. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:55 pm

Logmadr wrote:
I hope to God you kissed him, there and then!

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I would've!

Aye, that i most certainly did!!
And it made me smile too!! I loved it!!
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PostSubject: my best chat up line   Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:03 pm

Come to my bed, i shall show you things...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:07 pm

Fire Phoenix wrote:
Come to my bed, i shall show you things...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


LMAO!! I ACTUALLY LOVE that!
Makes me chuckle =]
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:12 pm

I think it's the laugh at the end that does it. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:38 pm

I may have to try that one...
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:23 pm

Ooh, I just remembered a chat up line I've heard a few times from some Japanese guys. They'd be talking away and then they say to the girl they're talking to in broken English "What is kiss?" then someone will try to describe it then they will look confused and say "Please show me." Rolling Eyes

By the way, 'Kiss' is ki-su in japanese (it sounds the same!).
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:25 pm

Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:28 pm

Hehehe!What about "If I'd written the dictionary, I would've putten "U" and "I" together..."

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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:33 pm

lol!

Gina likes that one. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:13 am

W"orst chat up lines: Anything refering to the great rite.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:55 am

In reality - "Do you fancy a drink?" is the most commonly used chat-up-line, don't ya think?????!!!
Accidental chat up-line given to me by an old friend who we never quite got it together with(!)
" Do you think things would have been different if we'd got drunk together more often..?"

of course again in reality a better chat-up line would be :
"Do you think things would be different if we hadn't got drunk together so often...?"

(Intense apologies to the under 18s out there for this post! Embarassed )
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:06 am

Witch-in-Ice, you have destroyed our untainted minds of course, therefore we must ask you to leave...

Yeah, right!! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:40 am

Oh ... if only they were so young and innocent!!! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:25 am

HA! Young and innocent my arse!!
I do like that though =]
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:47 am

Hehehe - I was being ironic.....! Surprised Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:55 am

I was in Orkney in a pub with two of my mates and a drunk Orcadian came up to my friend and asked if she played the 'Pink oboe'. We laughed at her pain. hehe x
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:56 am

Please tell me she knew what he was on about? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:08 am

... could someone explain to me, please!!!! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:56 am

THink about it: something Pink that you "Blow" lol

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PostSubject: Re: Worst and best chat up lines you've ever heard   Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:06 pm

Logmadr wrote:
THink about it: something Pink that you "Blow" lol

**blushes**

LMAO! I love that fact that you blushed at that!!

And i think ill have to use that line, it'd make a fantastic joke!
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