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Era Amunet
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PostSubject: Nonsense Rhymes   Nonsense Rhymes Icon_minitimeMon Jan 28, 2008 2:34 am

Does anyone know any good/funny nonsense rhymes?

For example:

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense Rhymes   Nonsense Rhymes Icon_minitimeMon Jan 28, 2008 4:13 am

As I was walking up the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense Rhymes   Nonsense Rhymes Icon_minitimeMon Jan 28, 2008 10:23 am

One of my friends Matt, likes to amuse himself during Pyschology and writes dirty Limericks all over my pencil case:

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I personally think they are pure genius!
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense Rhymes   Nonsense Rhymes Icon_minitimeMon Jan 28, 2008 1:59 pm

Sacha, not trying to sound too moddish but (although these are hilarious) I believe they are a bit too .. graphic for some members on this forum: this is a forum for all age groups, but, as I have no authority to delete them for being too sexual, I will speak to Annie and Sarah and let them take it from there.

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense Rhymes   Nonsense Rhymes Icon_minitimeTue Jan 29, 2008 2:34 am

These aren't poems, but they are nonsense rhymes none-the-less. The wacky and wild Captain Beefheart (musical eccentric of the sixties and seventies), ladies and gentlemen:

TROPICAL HOT DOG NIGHT

Tropical Hot Dog Night
Like two flamingoes in a fruit fight
Ev’ry colour of day
Whirlin’ around at night
I’m playin’ this music
So the young girls will come out
To meet the monster tonight
Tropical Hot Dog Night

Like two flamingoes in a fruit fight
I don’t wanna know ‘bout wrong or right
I don’t want to know
- I’m anywhere tonight

Tropical Hot Dog Night
Like two flamingoes in a fruit fight
Like steppin’ out of a triangle
Into striped light
Striped light, striped light
Tropical Hot Dog Night
- Everything’s wrong, at the same time it’s right

The truth has no patterns for me tonight
I’m playing this music so the young girls will come out
To meet the monster tonight
Meet the monster tonight

What do all you women do
When the men get Tropical Hot Dog payday?
What do you do on Tropical Hot Dog day day?
Yay; Yay

Step out of a triangle into striped light
Turn around and step back into striped light
Tropical Hot Dog Night

I’m playin’ this song
For all the young girls to come out to meet the monster tonight
Meet the monster tonight
How would you like to be the lucky girl,
The lucky one?
- To be the monster tonight
Ow, to be the monster tonight
Oh, everything’s wrong, at the same time it’s white!

You get to be - you get to be - with me
And also to be the monster tonight


THE DUST BLOWS FORWARD AND THE DUST BLOWS BACK

There's ole Gray with 'er dove-winged hat
Threre's ole Green with her sewing machine
Where's the bobbin at?
Tote'n old grain in uh printed sack
The dust blows forward 'n dust blows back
And the wind blows black thru the sky
And the smokestack blows up in suns eye
What am I gonna die?
Uh white flake riverboat just flew by
Bubbles popped big
'n uh lipstick Kleenex hung on uh pointed forked twig
Reminds me of the bobby girls
Never was my hobby girls
Hand full uh worms and uh pole fishin'
Cork bobbin' like uh hot red bulb
'n uh blue jay squeaks
His beak open an inch above uh creek
Gone fishin' for a week
Well I put down my bush
'n I took off my pants 'n felt free
The breeze blowin' up me
'n up the canyon
Far as I could see
It's night now and the moon looks like uh dandelion
It's black now 'n the blackbird's feedin' on rice
'n his red wings look diamonds 'n lice
I can hear the mice toes scamperin'
Gophers rumblin' in pile crater rock hole
One red bean stuck in the bottom of uh tin bowl
Hot coffee from uh krimpt up can

Me 'n my girl named Bimbo,
Blimbo,
Spam.

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