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PostSubject: The diaries of Dog and Cat!   The diaries of Dog and Cat! Icon_minitimeThu Jul 10, 2008 3:24 pm

Excerpt from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
6:00 pm - Oooh, Bath. Bummer.
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Excerpt from a Cat's Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................
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PostSubject: Re: The diaries of Dog and Cat!   The diaries of Dog and Cat! Icon_minitimeThu Jul 10, 2008 3:31 pm

Hahahahahahaha - that is excellent ... I always knew that cats were more intelligent than dogs!!!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The diaries of Dog and Cat!   The diaries of Dog and Cat! Icon_minitimeThu Jul 10, 2008 3:59 pm

Shame that dogs are cute and cats are PURE EVIL THOUGH!
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PostSubject: Re: The diaries of Dog and Cat!   The diaries of Dog and Cat! Icon_minitimeThu Jul 10, 2008 4:14 pm

That's not what you say about ASBeau!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The diaries of Dog and Cat!   The diaries of Dog and Cat! Icon_minitimeSun Jul 20, 2008 1:00 pm

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Absolutely brilliant! and so true! Of cats are the most intelligent, and the most cute (just like me!Very Happy )
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PostSubject: Re: The diaries of Dog and Cat!   The diaries of Dog and Cat! Icon_minitimeSun Jul 20, 2008 5:19 pm

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Hope you don't mind, I've borrowed this and shared it with my friends. Brilliant.
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PostSubject: Re: The diaries of Dog and Cat!   The diaries of Dog and Cat! Icon_minitimeTue Jul 22, 2008 2:17 pm

Ahahaha that rocks! Really really funny! xxx
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