Subject: Re: Do you hate Telesales? Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:40 am
That's excellent ... look out telesales callers in the future as Annie wants to try this out!!!!!!!
Thanks for sharing it with us.
Aoife Overlord and Mistress all of Word Order
Gender : Age : 34 Posts : 345 Location : In my own little world
Subject: Re: Do you hate Telesales? Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:03 am
I love it!
My converstations with telemarketers usually go one of three ways:
TM: Hello can I speak to Mr Murray please? Me: Yeah sure. DAD!!!
TM: Hello can I speak to the resident please? Me: Sure that's me. What colour underwear ar you wearing? TM: 'Scuse me? Me: What colour underwear are you wearing? TM: Err... Me: Oh and what style? Please tell me it's a thong - I love thongs... *click* Me: Hello? Hello?
TM: Hello can I speak to the resident please? Me: Sure that's me, but I'm kinda busy at the moment - can I have your home number so I can call you back later this evening, please? TM: No- ME: I guess you don't want anyone bothering you while you're at home. Well neither do I. Goodbye.
I'm going to have to add ths one to my reportoire, though....
StarlightTess Senior Member
Gender : Age : 38 Posts : 297 Location : Bristol
Subject: Re: Do you hate Telesales? Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:44 am
hers a convo i had with someone from 3 who called me on my mobile
tm- hello my name is (insert random name) I'm calling from 3 can i ask you a question? me- well you just did but ok. tm- are you happy with your mobile phone provider? me- erm I don't have a mobile phone tm- are you sure? me- quite sure mobile phones are the work of the devil! poisonong peoples heads with those magnetic waves leading us off the path of righteousness, i bet you have a mobile phone don't you? tm- *click*