The Confessional

Subject: Re: The Confessional Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:17 am

My confession is that I have NEVER seen (even the smallest part of) Buffy ... film or TV series. Sorry, guys - but I am open to being educated, however!!!!

PS I have not seen Charmed either!!!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:58 am

Confession #3: I accidently electrocuted my mum's late dog while taking her for a walk (that's not why she's 'late' before people start ringing the RSPCA on me).
I was using her metal choke-chain lead to electrocute myself on a cow-fence (as you do), using the metal's conductivity to give me a surprisingly powerful jolt. Unfortunately timed, the dog, who was running around the field until now, decided to bite the chain as I was electrocuting myself for another time... buzz... YELP!!... The dog then ran home as fast as she could with me chasing after her, trying to calm her down.
Laughing

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Next time, make Melanie bite the fence mate....and turn up the juice!!!! Hehehe!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:40 am

That's alright, i've accidentally stabbed her before (even though she got the blunt end of the knife and I got the sharp end, she still came off worse strangely)...

...She got me back when she set fire to my eye...

...Saying that, my mum's dog got me back a couple times as well... She first pushed me in the bath when I was washing the mud of her, then almost cut my leg off with an extendable lead (no joke, it cut through my flesh for half-an-inch... the dog was clever)...

Karma.

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:46 am

Just to clarify, we're not that crazy...honest! the 'stabbing' was only a small cut (the scar is gone now Smile

) and the 'setting fire to the eye' was me with poor depth peception, not on purpose (and neither was the stapping as far as I know...)! I tried to ignite my lighter infront of his face and i burn his eye a bit. He not even blind so I don't know what he'd complaining about!? Rolling Eyes

Pansy!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:45 am

I am blind!!... But I was like that before I met her...

Suspect

...Is that a chair or an animal?... Shocked

Where am I?... confused

Look out for what bus? affraid

splat!

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The blindness certainly does explain a few things, I must admit.....hehehe!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:09 am

I sometimes imagine myself dicapitating people... or just killing them in some way...
(in my defence these are people who bully/bullied my in someway or another...)

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Completely justified in my opinions....

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:17 pm

So I'm not AS murderous as I first thought?
Always good to know

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:34 pm

When I'm feeling down, like today, i think about how life would be if i was Harry Potter. I cheer up, because Harry seems to have the worst shit happen to him ever! All that needs to happen to him, is to find out Ginny's is, in fact, he sister. That woulsd be catastrophic!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:05 pm

Ok.....i'm not a harry potter geek so I have no idea what your on about! lol
My confession is that i can be a complete geek when it comes to other stuff- buffy, crochet, fantasy books and especially old kids books and films- like Jem! No-one will know what I'm on about but it was a animated film and series in the 80's. It was 'Truely Outrageous' (yes, that was that catch phrase) Bag

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:24 pm

I confess: . . .I'm going out with an escaped mental patient!!

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Mel, you HAVE to bring Gem in for me, I haven't seen it in about 9 years and want to borrow it!!!

Cinagee!!!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:35 pm

Ah no!... Not another one?!...

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Yes another one!!!

It was amazing!!!

Death to all who ~~defy~~ disagree with me!!!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:47 pm

I must say, I havn't actually seen it yet...

...but the front cover alone makes me want to hide inside a tupperware container and seal it! Mad

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I don't actually remember the plot, I just remember I loved it...and tupperware...Mel had to explain what that meant to me on Wednesday!!!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:52 pm

You didn't think it was a type of clothing did you?...

scratch

...Or was that just me?

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That was just you....I'd heard the word before, just never cared about what it meant!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:54 pm

Excuses, excuses.... the fact of the matter is that I knew something you didn't so ha!!! Razz

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I confess that I'm a bit of a capitalist... I like to have money and nice things! I know that's not whats important in life but I still want it! I agree that the world would be a better place without it, but we don't live in that world, so we have to play the cards we're dealt.

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Hear hear...nicely said Melanie...

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I like dancing in front of the mirror...until I'm caught!

Subject: Re: The Confessional Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:12 pm

Busted.

I confess: I can't climb trees... Gettin' up them's fine, only getting down is the real
problem.

Subject: Re: The Confessional Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:21 am

Not to worry honey, I'll happily shoot you out of the tree if necessary- I'm just that nice a girlfriend Wink

I confess: I'm not that nice a girlfriend......but I try! Smile