The BIG Question : Furbie - Ritual Sacrifice, Yes or No

Let's take a vote and/or suggestions for most creative demise.

Just a bit of fun.

The shotgun was a nice idea!... Let's see...

How about a beheading? Samurai style! One swift motion and its fuzzy little head will roll...

DOWN WITH FURBIE!!!

No, I'm sorry, I'm with the MASSACRE ALL OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW STYLE!!!!!!1

KILL THOSE evil lil CREATURES ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!

I'm trying to think of ingenius ways of murderering the mutant hairy bastards, but it's harder than I thought...

I don't think hanging would work... Do Furbies even have a neck?

Poisoning... possibly a bit of a dud.

Even hit and run (they'd probably just go safely under the vehicle without impact)...

Aha!! What about giving it a bath in liquid nitrogen!!! That could be fun!! Then we could play rounders/baseball/cricket/golf with its puny little frozen corpse... HA! HA! HA! HA!

I have to stick up for my little furry friends!!!

I'll never forget singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on Christmas Day .... oh, the memories!!!!

Don't worry Annie, we wouldn't hurt any Furbies of yours! They are officially exempt from the slaughter.

hmm, rip them limb from limb

SAVAGE! I like!

Douse it in petrol, then offer it a cigarette...

or just not bother with the offering bit

good point!

I found these on YouTube (may be of some inspiration):

(I apologise in advance, Annie)

HOOK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cFi1Uhja8
FIRE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvfNUkQBn3o
HAMMER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaMhIuEKppM&feature=related
MICROWAVE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lNfBZTz2xQ&feature=related
SKINNED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRRx6mReurA&feature=related

Yeah they are ok but how about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvamPmI5wf8&NR=1

Kill them, before they kill you



same with you're inner child:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHJVDRsdBBQ (watch a few of these..... you get used to them....

haha very good link!

On another point, I would think most god's would be offended to have a furbie sacrificed to them.

Depends on the God. Some may find it funny.

Furbies are EVIL they must die! sitting there gawping at you, waggling their ears and babbling incoherently (or was that me after too much to drink?) Suddenly making a silly noise for no apparent reason and when you do try to teach them something useful they just stare at you or go to sleep.

I vote Trebuchet or a nice big War Hammer!!

Hazelmouse

don't forget, when you hit them they start to buzz!!!

you feed them with your fingers yet they want more... more... MORE!!
cannibal rat-birds...