I wrote this parody a long long time ago, but was recently reminded of it's existance. I pretty much thought 'what the hell, why not put it up?'. It probably won't be very funny if you haven't heard the original song ('Torn' by Natalie Imbruglia), although it probably won't be that funny if you have. lol. Enjoy.
www.blacklacebutterfly.co.uk
Click the link (there's only one on the page), and the song will play (I hope) then scroll down to the lyrics:
Well I knew it was the right CD
I read the writing on the case so very carefully
I picked it up with certainty
I put it in the drive with gentle ease
Small plastic disc with many songs in lots of different keys
I guess I've got a lot of these
But when I told it to rip my song
Think I clicked on the wrong one
I thought “What's going on?!”
The wrong song had been ripped
I wanted track eleven
It only did track seven
It happened when I went to click the boxes my hand slipped
I caused the mouse to jolt
So I s'pose that it's my fault
And now I've gotta face it that the wrong song has been ripped
Now it's just too late
It's already ripped
It didn't work so I tried again
I was so careful not to click on track twelve or track ten
But instead of “rip” I clicked on “send”
Now my friends have my favourite song
Ripping it always goes wrong
It's been hopeless all along
The wrong song had been ripped
I wanted track eleven
It only did track seven
It happened when I went to click the boxes my hand slipped
I caused the mouse to jolt
So I s'pose that it's my fault
And now I've gotta face it that the wrong song has been ripped
I wanted track eleven
It only did track seven
It happened when I went to tick the boxes my hand slipped
I caused the mouse to jolt
So I s'pose that it's my fault
And now I've gotta face it that the wrong song has been ripped
Now it's just too late
It's already ripped
Ripped....