Large Hammer blows at strategic points seems to help my works laptop.
Or he could try a chainsaw, which one of my colleagues did (immediately before getting the sack - not a wise move. Really, really funny, but not a wise move. He was quitting anyway, thankfully)
Protege Computers in Weston by Tescos/Miss Millies mini roundabout have dug me out of the mire on more than one occasion. They're prices are good too.
Or was this caused by the Giant Squirrell that once attacked mine?
Squirrells are responsible for 95% of organized crime committed by rodents. (The other 5% is by Rats smoking and distributing weed.)
Most Evil Empires like Starbucks, McDeaths and BK are run behind the scenes by the Squirrell Mafia.
Marlon Brando copied the Squirrell trait of mouth food storage for his role in the Godfather. Method acting at its best.
I read all this in the National Enquirer, so it must be true!