Pop Quiz

You are in a one-roomed house.

In each wall is a window.

Each window has a southerly aspect.

A bear walks by.

What colour is the bear?

White

How many of each animal type was taken aboard the Ark by Moses?

none

How far can a dog run into a wood?

0mm becasue he hits his head and realises it hurts...... have I gotten the completely wrong end of the stick for this? Hahaha

Head injuries not possible coz he's wearing a bike helmet with built-in tree avoidance system.

HAhahaha thats one DAMN smart dog! I want a dog that isnt dumb like my nutty springers! SO what was the answer then????? x

Halfway. After that heis running OUT of the wood.

Unless of course he steps in a cowpat, gets covered in poo and chases after his owner after rolling in it.

HAhaha oh my do you KNOW my dogs! haha ok ok gimmie another one!

Which is heavier 16 ounces of Gold or 16 ounces of Feathers?

both the same

My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

a volcano???

Ok these are a few i have picked up at random plces so i can't claim any for my own

Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and what is the fourth?


The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?


What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?


And any one who has watched Pans Labirynth or taken As level philosophy at weston sixth form should know this one


You stand infront of two doors one leads to heaven the other hell, you dont know which one is which, infront of the doors are two gaurds. One gaurd tells only the truth, the other only lies, again you dont know who is the liar and who tells the truth . You are allowed only one question, how do you find out which is the door to heaven?

Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and what is the fourth? Tom


The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? footprints


What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in? a computer keyboard


And any one who has watched Pans Labirynth or taken As level philosophy at weston sixth form should know this one


You stand infront of two doors one leads to heaven the other hell, you dont know which one is which, infront of the doors are two gaurds. One gaurd tells only the truth, the other only lies, again you dont know who is the liar and who tells the truth . You are allowed only one question, how do you find out which is the door to heaven?
i love this riddle you ask one of the gaurds Which door would the other guard direct me to if I asked him which door led to hell? then you pick the oter one as both guards would direct you to the same door.

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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? footprints

Alternative answer: POO!

StarlightTess wrote:

You stand infront of two doors one leads to heaven the other hell, you dont know which one is which, infront of the doors are two gaurds. One gaurd tells only the truth, the other only lies, again you dont know who is the liar and who tells the truth . You are allowed only one question, how do you find out which is the door to heaven?
i love this riddle you ask one of the gaurds Which door would the other guard direct me to if I asked him which door led to hell? then you pick the oter one as both guards would direct you to the same door.

sorry got to say this... the one which you would take if you do that is the one to hell...
the guy who tell the truth would say the other one would say the door to heaven is hell's door
the guy who tell the lies would say the other one would say the door to heaven is hell's door
so it you take the other door that they point to you'd be taking hells door...


sorry