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LunarCraft Forum Mother!!
Gender : Age : 65 Posts : 1154 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:19 pm | |
| Here is a Samhain/Halloween joke that I found:
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates? - Spoiler:
Meals on Wheels!
Now ... your turn. Post your favourite Samhain/Halloween jokes below.
I am looking forward to a good cackle!!! He he he | |
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Aurora Senior Member
Gender : Age : 33 Posts : 340 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:23 pm | |
| Hehe me and agares were just talking about samhain and we all up for having that party? if we are we should start thinking of things that we could do, Tomi and lizzy came up with some good ideas last week. | |
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StarlightTess Senior Member
Gender : Age : 38 Posts : 297 Location : Bristol
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:24 pm | |
| samhain is my favourite why didn't the skeleton go to the party? - Spoiler:
He had no body to go with
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LunarCraft Forum Mother!!
Gender : Age : 65 Posts : 1154 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:47 am | |
| He he he
Here's another one:
How does a witch tell time? - Spoiler:
They look at their witch watch!!!! ... next ... | |
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LunarCraft Forum Mother!!
Gender : Age : 65 Posts : 1154 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:57 am | |
| What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend? - Spoiler:
Note to Logmadr: I know it is an awful joke ... please don't bounce it to the Sin Bin | |
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Logmadr Senior Member
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LunarCraft Forum Mother!!
Gender : Age : 65 Posts : 1154 Location : Weston-super-Mare
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Annie Admin
Gender : Age : 36 Posts : 415 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:32 pm | |
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Logmadr Senior Member
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| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:53 pm | |
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Annie Admin
Gender : Age : 36 Posts : 415 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:00 pm | |
| Oh dear, Tomi!!!! I have another one (especially for you). This joke book is brilliant!! [/sarcasm] What kind of ghosts haunt hospitals?- Spoiler:
Surgical spirits!!!!
Annie | |
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Era Amunet Senior Member
Gender : Age : 32 Posts : 806 Location : Yatton
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:09 pm | |
| hehe listen to this one Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan? - Spoiler:
A: A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you can get from a local Pagan for $30.
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Era Amunet Senior Member
Gender : Age : 32 Posts : 806 Location : Yatton
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:12 pm | |
| tehe 10 sure fire was to piss off a wiccan/pagan! - Spoiler:
1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. - Spoiler:
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
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3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
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4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
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5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
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6. Witness to them about the "true religion".
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7. Untie the knots in their cord.
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8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
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9. Play card games with their Tarot cards.
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10. Ask them again if they are Satan worshippers.
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Era Amunet Senior Member
Gender : Age : 32 Posts : 806 Location : Yatton
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:16 pm | |
| HAHAHAHAHA A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher. "Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the littlegirl. The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts. A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl again. "And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God. "Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl. "But...but... I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher. "Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open." | |
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Annie Admin
Gender : Age : 36 Posts : 415 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:18 pm | |
| The one about the kittens is great!! So are the other two, too! Tutu! Oh dear!! | |
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Ook! Official Post Master
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| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:25 pm | |
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Aurora Senior Member
Gender : Age : 33 Posts : 340 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:55 pm | |
| Hehe did you get them all off of bewitchingways? thats a brilliant site and has some very good pagan jokes on! x | |
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Logmadr Senior Member
Gender : Age : 33 Posts : 1467
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:06 pm | |
| A Witch, A Worlock, A Magician, A Wiccan, A Mage, A High Priest, A Priestess and A Gypsy walk into a bar..- Spoiler:
The barman says "what is this, some sort of joke!" Told you bad jokes were my schtik!
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LunarCraft Forum Mother!!
Gender : Age : 65 Posts : 1154 Location : Weston-super-Mare
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Logmadr Senior Member
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LunarCraft Forum Mother!!
Gender : Age : 65 Posts : 1154 Location : Weston-super-Mare
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Logmadr Senior Member
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LunarCraft Forum Mother!!
Gender : Age : 65 Posts : 1154 Location : Weston-super-Mare
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:59 am | |
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StarlightTess Senior Member
Gender : Age : 38 Posts : 297 Location : Bristol
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:22 am | |
| that joke is awful!!! but made me giggle just a little lol | |
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Logmadr Senior Member
Gender : Age : 33 Posts : 1467
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:03 am | |
| Why do Witches' wear name tags?- Spoiler:
So you know Which Witch is Which!
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StarlightTess Senior Member
Gender : Age : 38 Posts : 297 Location : Bristol
| Subject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!! Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:01 am | |
| that was positively groan worthy. | |
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